Wednesday, 10 June 2020

Sex Quotes - You Love It!!!

Funny Sex Quotes - Make you Smile, Weep & Blush:

For many, sex is a very important act between two committed people. And just like most women, men find sexual intimacy to be most satisfying within a committed relationship. One reason is that long-term partners know how to please one another better than strangers do.
Sex Quotes

Top 100 Funny Sex Quotes:

1) Intercourse is not Marriage but intercourse is part of Marriage.

2) Make her laugh, then make her moan.

3) Women need a reason to have enjoyment, Men just need a place.

4) Intercourse is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply.

5) My wife likes to talk to me during intercourse. In fact, the other day she called me from a motel.

6) If God’s got anything better than intercourse to offer, he’s certainly keeping it to himself.

7) Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

8) I need you to love me a little louder today.

9) Yes I like morning intercourse, evening intercourse, planned intercourse, random intercourse, lunch intercourse & public intercourse .. I just like intercourse.

10) You like it Deep?

11) I get turned on by feeding your hands against my skin.

12) Sleep with me like you do in your nastiest dreams.

13) You can tell how much she cares about you by the way she sucks your dick 100...

14) I may not go down in history, But I will go down on you..

15) I want to feel your love when we F...

16) I wanna see your body twist and turn as I lick you all over..

17) Get Naked I have plan..

18) Lick his cock, Like it's a delicious ice cream cone...

19) When she had a rough day, Give her a rough Nigh..

20) I like it Dirty
    I like it Loud
    I like it Messy
    I like it Rough &
    I did like it Now..

21) If you only knew what I did to my self last night Thinking of you..

22) For every problem there is a solution, I call it an orgasm.

23) When I kiss, lick and deep throat you until you are ready to explode.

24) A little pain in bed always makes things a little more interesting.

25) Dick is so good it fixes my attitude problems.

26) Eat my forbidden fruit.

27) The Weather The Better.

28) A real freak will taste herself Off your lips.

29) Let's go on adventures, have fun and have lot of intercourse.

30) Trust me dude, I am just excited as you are when I take me bra off.

31) Dick so good. Its considered a controlled substance.

32) If she gives you head, you return the favour.

33) I just want to bounce on a huge dick for a few hours.

34) Sometimes I just want you to sexually destroy me.

35) I know I am making naughty but I know you love it.

36) Intercourse should be a naughty, exciting, spontaneous and fun experience. Every time. Spice things up and try new things. Be kinky and have fun!

37) Your pussy is so cute. Can I play with it?

38) What can i do to make you happy? I like to sleep with you..

39) I am overdue for a good hard sleep with you..

40) Kiss her while you are inside of her..

41) Ten thousand good night kisses.

42) Stay hard last long and sleep me hard and deep.

43) Let's cuddle with your cock inside me..

44) Now. Here. Hard. Fast. Pin me down. Kiss me har. Look me in the eyes. talk to me like you have never talked anyone before.

45) Couple who sleeps a lot smile a lot.

46) Baby, your pleasure is my priority.

47) When the kiss is so good that you end up having intercourse..

48) It only takes two fingers to drive her wild...

49) There is no shame in being hungry for another person.

50) My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.

51) When you look at me and give me the "Love Me" eyes.

52) Your Body is my PlayGround.

53) I am not staring at you....I am enjoying with my eyes.

54) My ideal body weight, is your on mine.

55) Spread me apart, lick me with your tongue, grab my sides and eat my cream..

56) What is the difference between "Oooh" and "Aaah!" About three inches.

57) There is always a wild side to an innocent face.

58) A real woman is her man's personal porn star.

59) Speed limit of intercourse 68
    At 69 you have to turn a round.

60) Grab his hips and deep throat his cock.

61) Caution - intercourse with me may cause
    Severe Happiness
    Multiple Orgasms
    Deep Feelings
    Xtreme Body Convulsion included Pleasure

62) I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you, I am the coach.

63) Being normal is boring. I have way more fun being naughty and kinky..

64) Tell me you will always be by my side or on top of me or under me..

65) If pussy was not made to be eaten, why is it shaped like a taco.

66) I love to spend some quality time between your legs.

67) Every girl needs a good tongue massage.

68) Any day is a good day to have a lot naughty fun in bed.

69) I just want to bounce on a huge dick for few hours.

70) I want to hear you Moan.

71) Your pleasure is my pleasure.

72) When I am home you will be naked.

73) Come sleep with me. We won't make love, love will make us.

74) Take your time, be patient and find her G-Spot.

75) Sexual chemistry is addictive as enjoyment.

76) We all deserve morning intercourse and pancakes.

77) Intercourse is like money, only too much is enough.

78) You always turn me on.

79) You are my favorite thing to eat.

80) Push me against the wall and kiss me all over places..

81) Real men make your panties wet, not your eyes.

82) Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent.

83) Less stress and more Intercourse.

84) Better intercourse Better Life.

85) Intercourse is an emotion in motion.

86) Intercourse, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.

87) Every animal is sad after intercourse.

88) The study of intercourse is the beginning of all life. Yet we sit like prudish cavemen in the dark riddled with shame and guilt.

89) Intercourse is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

90) Humans love intercourse, we need intercourse, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

91) Her wings are cut and then she is blamed for not knowing how to fly.

92) Intercourse and Music are two of the biggest stress relievers.

93) I want you. Tonight. Tomorrow. Forever...

94) I like my bed, but i did rather be in yours.

95) You are so hot, even my zipper is falling for you.

96) You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

97) I want all of my lasts to be with you.

98) Hug a Lot.
    Kiss a Lot.
    Laugh a Lot.
    Love a Lot.
    Sleep a Lot.

99) Talk to me while I am in your mouth.

100) I am yours - No Refunds.


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